Archive for the ‘Trannies’ Category

She Should Major in Double Entendres

Teen girl #1: Do you have your final college list yet?
Teen girl #2: It’s not exactly done.
Trannie: Seniors?
Teen girl #2: Yep!
Trannie: Either of you applying to Williams? I went there!
Teen girl #1: I was looking at it, but I’m not so sure. –1 train Overheard by: michal

America's First Black Wednesday One-Liners

Tranny heading toward Halloween parade, seeing Sarah Palin costume: Oh my god! That's the lady President, right? The assistant President! –W 4th St Subway Station (muslim hot dog vendor bows down to pray at 5 pm)
Child in stroller: Look! Look! Mommy! Barack Obama! –W 60th & Columbus Overheard by: Brian Thug, to hot girl passing by: Hey! Yo, girl, excuse me! (she keeps walking) So, you're voting for McCain, then? –60th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Alex A. Little girl: I want to vote for Obama…because he's the first black person to run against Bush. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Dana Sidewalk watch vendor: These are the watches Obama wore before he became Senator! –33rd St & Broadway Overheard by: crosstown girl Little black girl trick-or-treating with family: Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? Obama! Obama! –Pacific St & Nostrand Overheard by: Obama Now!

I Was Born a Wednesday, but I Identify With One-Liners

Guy to girlfriend and friend: Goddammit, neither one of you is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. –8th & 9th Overheard by: cracking up Girl on cell: Are all she-males gay? Cause if they're into women, sign me up. –Astor Place Teen on cell: Dudes have, like, purses here… –110th & Broadway Overheard by: Al-master Guy to friend: She's not a tranny, but she's, y'know: tran-y. –Grand St & Bedford Ave Overheard by: KateM Man on cell: You and I are both complex women. It's more complicated than that. –21st St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Ben

Are You Reading Off… an Index Card?

Dude: Hey, good to see you, what’s new?
Goth tranny: Oh, not much. In a new band, we’re looking for a bassist, we have a show on Saturday, my apartment sucks, Joe quit, been trying to lose weight, I need a haircut, it’s my birthday next week, and I’ve been playing World of Warcraft. What about you? –Halloween Adventure, 11th & 4th Ave Overheard by: Kate Melvin

Wednesday One-Liners Can't Do Much About the Adam's Apple

Brooklyn grandmother to another: My grandson is so different now that he's become a woman. –4 Train Middle aged man in binoculars on cell: Yeah! And just like that she threw me out! She kicked me out on my ass! She walked in and I was in her bra… and that was it! –87th & Columbus Ave Overheard by: GoneWithThe Small black guy: Of course I'm a transvestite! Why else do you think it took you three guys to beat me up? –W 36th St Overheard by: Ellen Twink to others: Sometimes you think a little boy is a child and then he turns out to be a much older woman. –Chelsea Overheard by: Urch Attractive blonde: And then the… transvestite beauty queen thing happened. You know? –Middagh & Henry Overheard by: Matty

Wednesday XXX-Liners

Overly flamboyant gay guy on phone: There is no way he can put himself through law school doing hardcore gay porn! –Soho Overheard by: Anastassia Gay boy to another: Pornstars make good money. –L Train Girl: He wants to make money, but all his plans involve me being in porn. You know how long it takes to make a $1000 in porn? Three months! –Destination Bar, 13th & Ave A Overheard by: erkala Heavyset dude to chick watching the Olympics: So I was watching curling porn the other day… –Lucky Jack's bar, Orchard St. Overheard by: Ladle Guy to friend: I saw that girl in a porn video last night. She has a cock. –William & Cedar Overheard by: Laura

Wednesday One-Liners Go Chasing Waterfalls

Guy in line for the bathroom: Man, it takes a lot of trust to let someone piss through your legs. –Angelika Theater Girl: If I had a barbecue on my stoop, three queens would pee on it on the first night. I mean, you'd think they wouldn't, since it's a historically gay street. But I've seen so many queens peeing on Christopher Street when it's nice out! –28th & 5th Overheard by: Donk Really drunk girl: I have to pee so bad! I almost peed on the corner, but then I remembered I don't have a penis. –14th St NYU girl, immediately after taking shot of tequila: Guys, I have to pee, but I don't want to pee out the patron! –NYU Dorm NYU girl: I'm going to go see her! I sobered up for this! I drank tons of water! I could pee my ass out! –8th & University Short cop on his phone: Peed? You peed on the bed? –21st St b/w 3rd & 2nd

Wednesday One-Liners Break the Curve

Asian girl to friend: You know her! She’s the Asian girl — you know, the one with the eyes! –Empire State Building Overheard by: Chuckles Little boy about Japanese man: Mom, how come that man is closing his eyes all the time?! –Liberty St Overheard by: galgal Emo Asian boy: You can recover from drug or alcohol addictions, but there is no cure for Asianism. –Weinstein Dining Hall, NYU Drunk Asian man: Did you see that mosaic? It’s all wrong. The Asians were all one shade of yellow. What kind of art work is that? Look at me and my people — we’re multiple shades! –R train 20-something woman: Being an Asian and being a tranny aren’t the same thing. –Dallas BBQ, Chelsea Overheard by: Ladle