Fratboy: She was supposed to make out with me, but I didn’t want to make out with her. –Ave. A
Young woman: I’m a lot better at hiding my feelings than you are. I’m REALLY UPSET. –Union Square
Panhandler: Spare some change? Help a brother out.
Panhandlee: Yeah. Go ask your brother. –Union Square station
Ranting guy: You don’t remember the ’60s! You weren’t there! It was a blur! –E. 4th St. & Ave. B Overheard by: Chaoskitty
Man wearing fork bracelet (to woman wearing fork bracelet): Oh my God! Is that an actual fork? –Union Square North
Lady: Excuse me sir, can I bum a ciga…oh, you’re smoking a joint. –3rd Ave. & 12th Street Overheard by: David H
Girl on cell: Mom, of course I’m not going to be there on Monday. It’s Columbus Day. Co-lum-bus. It’s a holiday. –Broadway & 13th Overheard by: Sparkle Shortz
Where: 14th St. Between 1st and 2nd Hobo: Everybody stand up. Stand up!
Fratboy: We went to that bar once cause I heard there were lots of skanks in there. But there were no skanks! It sucked. –outside Blue & Gold, East Village
Scientologist: Ma’am, are you interested in taking a free stress test?
Woman: Hell no. I don’t need no freako to tell me I’m stressed. I already know that. –Union Square station