Hipster in Williamsburg: I’ve traveled all around the providentials of New England.
Guy #1: Hard to believe it’s Thanksgiving already.
Guy #2: Next week.
Guy #1: How much do cigarettes cost in Florida? –Ranch 1, Times Square
Texan Guy #1: Wow, I haven’t owned an overcoat in years!
Texan Guy #2: In Texas if you wear one they’ll shoot you! It means you’re a bank robber. –Madison Ave & 43rd
Woman: Hey, we should go to Alaska sometime.
Man: Alaska? We can’t even find our way downstairs! –Eskimo Diorama, American Museum of Natural History
Hipster: Jesus! This place is worse than Austin seven years ago! –Bedford St. Station, Williamsburg Overheard by: K.
Yuppie: I just really hate the Garden State mentality. –West Village
Woman: Where is Georgia anyway?
Her brother: It’s a state.
Woman: I know, but where is it?
Her brother: Down south somewhere. –Newark Airport Overheard by: Coffee
Hobo: I never should have left Kansas City. –85th between 2nd & 3rd
Old school Brooklyn guy: They closed off 150 blocks in DC for this inauguration and where do you think all the people that live on those blocks are gonna park, if not here in the five boroughs? –Greenpoint Overheard by: Didi Hylobates
Lady Patron: It’s freezing outside.
Man behind counter: Let’s move to Florida!
Lady Patron: No, thank you. –Coffee Shop, Hudson & King Street