Chick: So where in Iowa are you from? –UES
Archive for the ‘U.S. Geography’ Category
Go Back to Your Third World Country!
Woman: I don’t know about this one, it’s not so Nebraska. –Anthropology
Diner Fun
Drunk: Where’s my boy, man? –Odessa, Ave. A
Providential New England
Hipster in Williamsburg: I’ve traveled all around the providentials of New England.
Readers: Answer This Overheard Current Events Question
Old school Brooklyn guy: They closed off 150 blocks in DC for this inauguration and where do you think all the people that live on those blocks are gonna park, if not here in the five boroughs? –Greenpoint Overheard by: Didi Hylobates
8 Million People Bitching About 8 Degree Weather
Lady Patron: It’s freezing outside.
Man behind counter: Let’s move to Florida!
Lady Patron: No, thank you.
–Coffee Shop, Hudson & King Street
OverheardInNewYork Meets OverheardInTheOffice
Woman on phone: No, my nose isn’t big by New York standards, but in Texas it’s huge. –Midtown office
“…and by ‘Fort Lauderdale’, I mean ‘Bayside’.”
Man on cell: I’ll be in Fort Lauderdale in 2 hours, wait for me. –34th & 8th
Aloha to the Freak State
Shopgirl: You got to go to Hawaii for the summer? You’re so lucky!
Shopqueer: Not so lucky; I had to come back.
Shopgirl: At least you got to get out of the country.
–Urban Outfitters, Upper West Side
“…but mostly, I’m grateful for emphysema.”
Guy #1: Hard to believe it’s Thanksgiving already.
Guy #2: Next week.
Guy #1: How much do cigarettes cost in Florida?
–Ranch 1, Times Square