Chick: So where in Iowa are you from? –UES
Woman: I don’t know about this one, it’s not so Nebraska. –Anthropology
Drunk: Where’s my boy, man? –Odessa, Ave. A
Hipster in Williamsburg: I’ve traveled all around the providentials of New England.
Old school Brooklyn guy: They closed off 150 blocks in DC for this inauguration and where do you think all the people that live on those blocks are gonna park, if not here in the five boroughs? –Greenpoint Overheard by: Didi Hylobates
Lady Patron: It’s freezing outside.
Man behind counter: Let’s move to Florida!
Lady Patron: No, thank you. –Coffee Shop, Hudson & King Street
Woman on phone: No, my nose isn’t big by New York standards, but in Texas it’s huge. –Midtown office
Man on cell: I’ll be in Fort Lauderdale in 2 hours, wait for me. –34th & 8th
Shopgirl: You got to go to Hawaii for the summer? You’re so lucky!
Shopqueer: Not so lucky; I had to come back.
Shopgirl: At least you got to get out of the country. –Urban Outfitters, Upper West Side
Guy #1: Hard to believe it’s Thanksgiving already.
Guy #2: Next week.
Guy #1: How much do cigarettes cost in Florida? –Ranch 1, Times Square