Archive for the ‘Weed’ Category

Think of the Starving Baby Birds in Africa

Guy on cell: Yeah…right…uh huh…hold on a second. He leans over and throws up on the sidewalk. Guy on cell: What were you saying? –59th & 5th Overheard by: Jeff Hubbard Woman #1: I wanna get really stoned so I can throw up.
Woman #2: Why?
Woman #1: Just to know I can. –LIRR Girl: I want to throw up. Like, I have some puke in the back of my throat. –Broadway & West 4th Overheard by: Julia

Where There's Smoke, There's Wednesday One-Liner

Guy at ATM to friend: The $60 fast cash button should just be labeled "8th of weed." –Chase Bank, Astor Place Probation officer to juvenile: You think you can't get arrested for marijuana? Are you out of your damn mind? You're taking a drug test right now, you out-of-your-damn-mind son! –Bronx Family Court Overheard by: Adog Guy to girlfriend: The more stoned I get, the better you sound. –72nd St & Broadway Guy: So then I smoked a goodnight bowl at Chris's. –E 10th St Overheard by: What about a good morning bowl? 20-something to friend: I'll save the world second, but I'll get high first. –Houston & Essex