Puerto Rican Teenager #1 in Williamsburg: “Hey, calling someone else gay means that you’re gay!” Puerto Rican Teenager #2: “Are you calling me gay? ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY? I’m not gay! Bring any woman out here right now, and I will fuck her in front of you all, in front of the world. Anyone. Do it, right now! I will show the whole world that I am not gay! Do you hear me? Do you hear me? I AM NOT GAY!”
Hipster screamed out: “Michael Bloomberg has electricity now!”
Hipster in Williamsburg: I’ve traveled all around the providentials of New England.
Hipster: Man, it’s like…SoHo’s becoming the next Williamsburg. –SoHo
Man: Just a little gay boy, yes. But a little gay boy with a big ass dick. –S. Williamsburg Ed.: What’s an ass dick?
Yuppie #1: Have you heard from Barbara recently?
Yuppie #2: No, she’s now dating this guy so she’s vanished. –Williamsburg
Yuppie in Yabby, in Williamsburg: “I didn’t mean to turn my sister into a lesbian! It just happened!”
Hipster #1: People in France are so fucked up.
Hipster #2: Not all of them. Only 20%.
Hobo: Fuck God! I am God, and God is dead. –Bedford Ave, Williamsburg
Young man in a cafe in Williamsburg: “So, what do you do?”
Older man: “I’m an artist–and one of my works is in the Whitney.” – Grand Cafe, Williamsburg