I Found Her Bones, Though

Yuppie #1: Have you heard from Barbara recently?
Yuppie #2: No, she’s now dating this guy so she’s vanished. –Williamsburg

I Also Turned my Father into a Horse

Yuppie in Yabby, in Williamsburg: “I didn’t mean to turn my sister into a lesbian! It just happened!”

France

In Williamsburg: Hipster #1: People in France are so fucked up.
Hipster #2: Not all of them. Only 20%.

Homeless Monologues

Hobo: Fuck God! I am God, and God is dead. –Bedford Ave, Williamsburg

Here’s a confident artist

Young man in a cafe in Williamsburg: “So, what do you do?”
Older man: “I’m an artist–and one of my works is in the Whitney.” – Grand Cafe, Williamsburg

Encyclopedia Generica

Where: Diner in Williamsburg Yuppie on Cell Phone: You should come down! He’s giving a concert tonight at Luxx.

Readers: Answer His Overheard Question

Hoodie: Who’s that guy who takes all the pictures of the little girls? –Williamsburg Overheard by: Keith Scott

Upper Body

One woman in her late 20′s talking to another, in a Williamsburg cafe: “Her upper body‘s okay.”

Nice guys can relate

A hipster girl, walking down Bedford Ave in Williamsburg, talking on her cell phone: “I didn’t realize what a good boyfriend Matt was…. yeah… he’s too nice, too together, too in touch with his emotions… his only problem is that he doesn’t smoke pot.”

Other Side Effects Include Dizziness, Upset Stomach…

Hipster: I went to a Polish beauty pageant last night in Brooklyn. It totally blew my brains apart. –Williamsburg