Woman (wearing red pants & with red fingernails): I just made the greatest discovery: if I always dress in red, then I will always match and always look good! I’m now in the middle of getting rid of all my old clothing and buying only red clothing. – Subway
Archive for the ‘Women’ Category
Paging Def Leppard
Male Employee: No, that’s hemophilia. Hypoglycemia is, like, when your
body produces more sugar than your system can handle.
Female Employee: Yeah! That’s me!
–Lord & Taylor
Overheard by: Megan Buckley
Some Shot!
Young Woman: Are you part Italian?
Older Woman: I’m Italian by injection!
–Private party, NYC
…Especially for the Celibate.
Young Woman: The thing I like about New York is that going out doesn’t have to involve drinking. –Williamsburg Cafe
Ob La Di
Woman: Two retarded people would find each other. Still, they’ll make a good couple. –Burger King, Bensonhurst
You know you’re Not in New York when… (Part Twelve)
Man, in Los Angeles: Cialdini’s Influence is the classic psychological book about how and why people are convinced. Woman: Ah, I should read that so I can learn to convince myself of things.
You know you’re Not in New York when… (Part Nine)
Woman walking in Stanley Park in Vancouver to the man with her: “Your serotonin levels seem really high today.”
Ranch 1derful
Ranch One Flyer Guy: Ranch One. [pushes flyer]
Lady: Ugh, get away from me.
Ranch One Flyer Guy: Screw you!
You know you’re Not in New York when… (Part Five)
Man walking down the street in downtown Vancouver to the woman next to him: “I’m Jewish, but my family has been in Canada for three generations” Woman: “Oh. I have one Jewish friend.”
New York’s Distinctiveness
Woman waiting on line in Newark airport: “Isn’t it amazing how, whenever you go to a foreign country, you can get such a feel for the country just from the airport? Take New York: you land here, you look out the windows, and the first thing you realize about New York is, ‘aren’t the vehicles here so big!’”