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Another Round of Wednesday One-Liners

Woman: She brought a bottle of vodka on the plane with her. She was doing shots the whole flight. –Central Park Overheard by: sarah Conductor: The next stop is Cherry Hill, but for the men singing, it was alcohol. –NJ Transit Overheard by: Date Rape Smooth operator: Don’t worry, I thought you were pretty before I got drunk. –Subway Party girl: Yeah, so I did like 10 shots and woke up the next day wearing only one shoe and a sombrero. –51st St & Broadway Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I have spent all my money on alcohol and marijuana and drugs… But now, I have learned my lesson. I want to spend all your money on alcohol and marijuana and drugs… and viagra… –Union Square, uptown 6 train Guy: Dude, I can’t get that drunk. I am trying to fuck that girl tonight. –Outside Columbia dorm Bimbette: Oh my god, it was a terrorist act! I’m going to the wine bar. –68th St & York