Yuppie: If I could be anywhere in the world now, I would be in the West Bank. – Cafe, Williamsburg
Yuppie: You’re such a third-generation American Jew. – Upper West Side
Yuppie: We shouldn’t be using our brains to simulate monkeys. –Broadway & 72nd
Yuppie: People at South Africa talk so much less racist than in NY. Everyone tells many more racist jokes in New York than in South Africa. –Sutton Place
Yuppie #1: Are you happy?
Yuppie #2: Psychologically speaking, there is something fundamentally wrong with my brain. –Midtown Apartment
Yuppie: I don’t think he’s working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.
Yuppie: He said, “I’m a beautiful man, I deserve to be with a beautiful woman.” Because he’s so in love with himself he’s so lazy in bed. –Williamsburg
Yuppie #1: “I never put my race down on those forms. Why should I be
classified by race?” Yuppie #2: “I feel the same way about putting my height down on my driver’s
Yuppie: There is in fact a fundamental difference between Ray’s and Webster’s. One is a series of restaurants that sell pizza; another is a book that you can look up the definitions of words in. –Party, The West Village
Yuppie in the west village: “The thing about pot is that it slows everything down.”