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But Thanks Anyway for Paying to Have the Teeth in My Vagina Straightened
20-something girl, bawling: It's not funny! I turn boys gay, Dad.
--Aroma Cafe
Headline by: shudder
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· "A Father's Dream Comes True" - 6th Floor Blogger
· "Put Other Daddy on the Phone!" - KJM
· "There Are No Strap-Ons Without Consequences" - Captain Hetero
· "There, There, Liza. It'll Be Okay." - Howard Bannister
· "Worst Super Power Ever" - Cricket
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Always Complaining About Wednesday One-liners
Lady: I don't like to parallel park...it messes up my hair.
--61st & Madison
Guy: Seriously, you are being ridiculous. You need to calm the fuck down. You still have 2 more stops and what are your expectations with that outfit? Let me off.
--L train
Man on cell: I served lemonade for 6 hours! It wasn't fucking bartending! It sucked!
--61st & 3rd
Chinese chick: Oh, I don't watch baseball. I just recently found out what a home run is. I used to think they would, like, run home, and I was like, what the fuck is the point of that?
--B6 bus
Man on cell: Are you a fucking retard or do you just play one in real life?
--Penn Station
Girl: I don't know why I pay for the internet. The only sites I ever use are Friendster, Craigslist and Overheard In New York and I'll be honest, sometimes they just don't do it for me.
--2 train
Punk chick: ...hate it when my dirt washes off. It keeps me warm.
--St. Mark's between 1st & A
Chick: You're not the one who had to teach a fucking dance class from 9 to 5. I had to teach dance from 9 to 5. And I have to do it again tomorrow. I don't wanna fucking dance anymore. I have tendonitis!
--12th & 3rd
Overheard by: Domi & Rachel
Listen to Preppy; He Knows What He's Talking About
Flaming queer: What you whiteboys don't realize is that the foreskin is not a chew toy. Maybe a little biting is OK, but don't go down on it like a stick of Trident.
Preppy queer: This is totally going to end up on Overheard if you don't quiet down.
Flaming queer: I'm Puerto Rican; we're a loud people. It's all of the drums.
--Candle Bar, Amsterdam Avenue
Correction: This Site is ALSOME!!!1
Man: You know that website called Overheardinnewyork.com?
Woman: No, I haven't. What is it?
Man: Lame!
--Empire State Building
