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I Always Wondered Who That 'and Repeat' Was Aimed At
Asian queen #1: First I shampoo and then I rinse and then I shampoo and then I rinse and then I condition and then I shampoo and then I condition and then I rinse.
Asian queen #2: The problem is that you're telling your hair what it wants. You're not asking your hair what it wants.
--Uptown 2 train
She's Really Good At Math, Though
Asian valley chick: So, I bought this shirt? And it was like...it was like...it was like, a shirt? And it was really cool.
--N train
"Domo arigato!"
White chick: Oh, I've been meaning to ask you...how do you say "hello" in Korean?
Asian chick: I don't know; I'm Chinese, bitch!
--Starbucks, 44th & Broadway
Hobo Cart is the New Haute Couture
Asian chick: So, like, what do people at your school wear?
Parsons guy: It varies. Some people dress like they're homeless, and some dress really trendy, and there's one girl that dresses like a gnome. You know, a fairy or something.
--Fung Wah bus
We're Missing Quite a Backstory
White woman: Ever since our trip to Israel, I just can't bring myself to put ice in my drinks.
Asian Man: I noticed.
--Burger King, 49th & 6th
Overheard by: micah malmstrom
