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Now the Hallucination's Speaking to Me
Guy on cell: Um, I think I just saw Tony Danza ride past me on roller blades.
Tony Danza: Yeah, ya did!
--Central Park
Overheard by: Long Distance Learner
Kind of Your Job, Stephen. Ours, Too.
Stephen Colbert: Coxsackie. It's something that kids get when they eat their poop, or even worse, someone else's poop. It's highly contagious. For instance, in those playpens, with the plastic balls? Sometimes they lick the balls, and they get coxsackie...God, that sounded so wrong.
--The Colbert Report studio, 54th & 10th
Overheard by: future gyno
Ju Calling
Eliza Dushku: How much for these two?
Jewelry guy: $15.
Eliza Dushku: Can I get them for ten?
--14th & 7th
Overheard by: Lily
Then Beverly Cleary Bringing Up the Rear
Guy #1: Can you think of anyone who, in their prime, was hotter than Jessica Alba is right now?
Guy #2: Oh, yeah, totally. Like, Bridget Bardot, and Apollonia in Purple Rain.
--5th Avenue & 10th Street
Overheard by: Christina Walker
Not as Fast as Bolivian Marching Powder
TA guy: There are different types of pains, some of which go all the way to the brain and others that only go to the spinal cord.
Ashley Olsen: So do, like, emotional pains go to the brain?
--NYU Psychology building, Washington Place
Overheard by: bvo
He Who Makes Moby Look Like Schwarzenegger
Guy #1: Jesus Christ! Michael Stipe has a big fucking head.
Guy #2: I was thinking about walking up and talking to him, for the simple reason that I haven't liked him for so many years.
--The Walter Reade Theater, Lincoln Center
Overheard by: El Cubano
Cue the Least Romantic Song Ever
Thug #1: Kelly Bundy's dancing on Broadway.
Thug #2: She naked?
Thug #1: She broke both her legs. I think she in a wheelchair.
Thug #2: She naked?
Thug #1: I bet she dance good. She hot.
Thug #2: I'd break her clit if I had the chance.
--F train
Girl: If I hear another show tune out of context I think I'm going to vomit. Physically vomit. You know that feeling?
Guy: Uh, no.
--42nd between 9th & 10th
His Nuts Look Like Violet Beauregarde
Flea: I eat four boxes of blueberries a day; it makes my cock big.
--Randall's Island
Overheard by: AJIN
Can I Have Your Autograph, Wednesday One-liners?
Old Jewess: That Suzanne Somers has some nerve. She is writing another diet book. I have a friend who has read all her diet books and every year she gets fatter and fatter.
--Music Box theatre, West 45th Street
Fratboy: She was like an ugly Paris Hilton, but not rich.
--C train
Overheard by: nicolette
Guy: I'm gonna beat you like an Olsen twin.
--68th & Columbus
Overheard by: Andrew Zar
Teen boy: Yo, I heard that Tupac was named after a Jewish holiday.
--Red Hook
Guy: Yeah, you know, that's the great thing about the Kennedys: they get $1 off of every bottle of Scotch that they buy. You know, because their dad was a bootlegger and all.
--52 & Lexington
