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Young man #1: Do you want to play ping pong?
Young man #2: No.
Young man #1: Do you play ping pong?
Young man #2: No.
Young man #1: REALLY?????? You don't play ping pong?????
--N. 11th St, Williamsburg<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 20, 2003