<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000209.html">Fun at the Post Office</a></b><br/> A young man apparently cuts the line at the PO. Old Italian: Hey, there's a line here buddy. Young guy: I waited already, I got money orders. Old Italian: I didn't see you anywhere near the line. Young guy: I got money orders before and now I'm mailing them. Old Italian: We've all got orders. Geez, no one wants to wait on line any more. And now the guy's serving him. Young guy: Shut up. Old Italian: Ah, get lost, you idiot. If I was five years younger I would put you up against the wall. Postal Worker: Next. Old Italian: How much to send this express mail? Postal Worker: $13.65. Old Italian: <i>Maron</i>. --Bensonhurst<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 23, 2004