<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000279.html">Warning: Cross-dressing has been found to cause cancer in laboratory animals</a></b><br/> Customer: I'm looking for a book. The computer said it was in stock when I was here before but it wasn't on the shelf. Can you check to see if it's saying that it's still in stock? Clerk: Sure. Customer: It's called <i>Drag Diaries</i>. Clerk: Yeah, it's saying that there's one in stock but we sold a copy in May. That might be the one we're showing as still in stock. Customer: Right. Clerk: It would be in gay studies. You can check again. Customer: Then do you have anything on crystal healing? --The Strand<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 14, 2004