<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000283.html">Tunneldumb and Tunneldumber</a></b><br/> Lesbian #1: The G train always takes so long between stops, especially since it's not going in a tunnel. Lesbian #2: But it does go through a tunnel. Lesbian #1: Yeah, but I mean a tunnel <i>under water</i>. Lesbian #2: Oh, yeah, okay, it's not going under water. Lesbian #1: I always wondered how they make those tunnels. Lesbian #2: They have one of those machines, that goes in circles. Lesbian #1: Oh, okay... Lesbian #2: You know, the one that goes in circles really quickly? Lesbian #1: Yeah... [Pause] But when they build the tunnel in the water, does it go <i>in</i> the water, or <i>under</i> the water? Lesbian #2: Under the water. Lesbian #1: Oh, right. --G train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 18, 2004