<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000328.html">Too Good to Be True?</a></b><br/> Woman #1: You see that guy? Woman #2: Who? Woman #1: The bartender. Woman #2: Yeah, what about him? Woman #1: I fucked him. Woman #2: Was he any good? Woman #1: No, he sucked shit. Woman #2: Are you still fucking him? Woman #1: Hell, yeah! Woman #2: Why the hell are you fucking him, then? Woman #1: We're getting free drinks, aren't we? And besides I'm bored and not getting any other dick at the moment so I might as well. I'll ditch his dumb good-looking ass soon. Woman #2: You mean when you find another good dick! Woman #1: Whatever. Woman #2: Cheers. --Midtown Bar<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 23, 2004