<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000337.html">Betting on Blacker</a></b><br/> A homeless man steals money from a yuppie/African immigrant, who promptly grabs the homeless guy and wrestles him to the floor. Hobo: I ain't bothering you! I ain't bothering you! Passenger #1: I'm betting on the black guy! Passenger #2: They're both black! Passenger #1: I'm betting on the <i>blacker</i> guy! The immigrant throws the homeless man out of the car at the next stop. Passenger #3: Man, he's tough! Back in his country, they don't have McDonald's to go to for dinner! They hunt rhinos over there! --6 Train Overheard by: Todd Seavey<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2004