<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000354.html">Kids Say the Stupidest Things</a></b><br/>
Two boys were playing on a fire escape.
Boy #1: Okay. Now <i>I'll</i> be the policeman, and <i>you</i> be the fireworks on Coney Island.
--Windsor Terrace<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 16, 2004