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Three policemen are talking to a man inside Two Boots Pizza behind the security gate and locked front door, 9 am Sunday morning.
Cop: How did you get in here?
Man: I woke up here in the middle of the night!
Cop: Do you work here?
Man: No!
--Avenue A<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 27, 2004