<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000506.html">The Almost Naked Cowboy</a></b><br/>
A guido is wearing a black jumpsuit and hat when a middle aged woman approaches him.
Woman: Hey...cowboy hat, eh?
Guido: (tips hat) You got that right.
Woman: And is that...velour too, huh?
Guido: You bet. Only the finest.
Woman: Don't even tell me. You wearing a g-string under that?
Guido: Actually, how did you know?
--MSG
Overheard by: Jay G<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 20, 2004