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Bouncer: Nice. Are those real?
Hottie: What do you think?
Bouncer: Can I check?
Hottie: You can poke at 'em, just don't feel them up.
He does so.
Bouncer: You can tell that they're fake.
Hottie: Well, they're bigger than they used to be.
--Club Spirit, Chelsea
Overheard by: Johnny Envelope<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 27, 2004