<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000607.html">The Customer is Always Dumb</a></b><br/>
Customer: French toast bagel.
Cashier: Cream cheese?
Customer: <i>French toast bagel</i>.
Cashier: French toast bagel, yes, but did you have cream cheese on it?!
--Au Bon Pain, 44th & Madison<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 28, 2004