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An elevator equipped with a TV monitor shows a news segment of a man who just rescued a person swept away by floodwaters in California.
Yuppie Prick #1: Wow, that guy is fat. Can you imagine him saving anyone?
Yuppie Prick #2: Nope!
Fat Bystander: Not unless it was your miserable ass in the water, and he was savin' you, jerkoff!
--Midtown elevator<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 14, 2005