<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000723.html">"...I kicked my Mom in the testicles from the womb!"</a></b><br/>
Dude #1: I'm gonna stand up as I turn. I'd like you to kick me in the nuts. The idea is to black out, end up in the hospital, and push this off on someone else. Ready?
Dude #2: I was <em>born </em>ready.
--59th & Park<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 26, 2005