<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000914.html">Welcome to NY; Now Get the Fuck Out of Here</a></b><br/>
Tourist: Excuse me, but do you know how I can get to Penn station?
Woman in camo: Do I look like a fucking tour guide?
Tourist: Now that's what I came to New York to find!
--5th & 82nd<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 25, 2005