<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000915.html">I'd Be Tempted to Stick a Candle in the Fontanel</a></b><br/>
Mom: Why don't we take the baby to go pumpkin picking this week?
Dad: No.
Mom: Why not?
Dad: Because it's too dangerous.
--Annadale, Staten Island
Overheard by: flappers <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 25, 2005