<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000931.html">"...if you're a tanbot, that's another story."</a></b><br/>
Bronzing Blonde: So this guy was like "I can't tan in that bed, I'll burn," so I said, "Um, your last name is Garcia, you shouldn't burn that easily."
Bronzing Brunette: Seriously? I mean just because your last name is Garcia doesn't mean it's okay to be stupid.
--Tanning salon, 7th Avenue between 38th & 39th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 27, 2005