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B&T Guy #1: It's easy. All you gotta do is give her 20 bucks.
B&T Guy #2: Then she jerks you off after she's done?
B&T Guy #1: I wish!
--Banshee Pub, 74th & 1st
Overheard by: Michael
Yuppie #1: ...yeah, those girls don't want just 20 bucks.
Yuppie #2: Yep, no such thing as free sex in Vietman.
--Maritime Hotel, 9th Ave.
Overheard by: Chaser <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 24, 2005