<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001116.html">New Yorkers: As Seen on TV</a></b><br/> Woman #1: Excuse me, does the N train stop at Central Park? Woman #2: Lady, go ask a fucking crystal ball, or learn how to read a damn subway map. --Union Square station Overheard by: Craig D A truck driver is parked on the side of the road, honking at what appears to be nothing at all. A female pedestrian shoots him a dirty look. Truck driver: Nobody's honking at you, you dumb bitch! --Bay Ridge Tourist: Which way is the Empire State Building? Newspaper vendor: What do I look like, a fuckin' road map? --outside Grand Central Overheard by: Dork A trendy guy walked out into oncoming traffic, forcing an SUV to slam on the brakes. The driver screamed out of his open window: The hell you think you are, my hood ornament? --40th & 7th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 25, 2005