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<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001156.html">If Only the Conductor Could Hear That Witty Retort...</a></b><br/> Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, there is a smoke condition at Chambers Street. We will be delayed pulling into 42nd Street. Teen boy: What the fuck is a smoke condition? My mom has a smoke condition. Subways don't. --1 train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 31, 2005
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