<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001156.html">If Only the Conductor Could Hear That Witty Retort...</a></b><br/>
Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, there is a smoke condition at Chambers Street. We will be delayed pulling into 42nd Street.
Teen boy: What the fuck is a smoke condition? My mom has a smoke condition. Subways don't.
--1 train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 31, 2005