<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001174.html">Children of Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/>
Schoolgirl: ...then the teacher said "Silence". Silence is just a fancy word for "Shut the fuck up".
--Union Square station
Black mom: Spatula, I've got two words for you: be-have!
--6th Avenue salon
Boy, 8: Sorry, Dad. I had to stop because my peg-leg got stuck!
--Park Slope<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 30, 2005