<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001310.html">Shoving Things "There": No Longer Weird</a></b><br/> Bi guy #1: So do you have a lot of threesomes? Bi guy #2: My girlfriend likes to see me take it up the ass. She's weird like that. --Chelsea taxicab Teen girl #1: How do you know it's uncomfortable? Teen girl #2: Just put something in your ass and walk around with it. Teen girl #1: In your ass? Teen girl #2: Well, on your ass. --Forest Hills Overheard by: Sara R. Drunk suit: Can I have a gin and tonic? Irish barman: Only if you have an enema with you, 'cause I'm going to shove it up your arse when I'm done. --Nancy Whiskey Pub, Lispenard Street<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 18, 2005