<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001330.html">Newsflash: They Don't <i>Have</i> Books</a></b><br/>
Teenage girl: Biggie, 50-Cent, Jadakiss, Usher, you're always writing all over your shit. I don't see them writing "Phil" all over their books.
--Wadleigh High, W. 114th Street
Chick #1: Who the fuck reads books. I mean, <em>books</em>?
Chick #2: I read books, bitch!
--86th & Broadway<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 19, 2005