<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001337.html">"No, but I did put you in handcuffs and beat you."</a></b><br/>
A black man and black woman sitting on a bench talking. A white guy walks by and the black man screams out: Hey, don't I know you? Hey! Don't I know you?
White guy: Naw, you don't know me.
Black guy: Sure I do.
White guy: Oh yeah? How do you know me?
Black guy: Didn't you arrest me once?
--136th & St. Nicholas<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 21, 2005