<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001356.html">Let's Hop on a Bus, Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/>
Man on cell: Yo Hamster! Oh, hey Tomato, whats goin' on?
--Bx12 bus
Overheard by: Courtney C
Girl on cell: I swear it had to be 8 or 9 inches long...yeah I know, I was shocked. It was the biggest damned cockroach I have ever seen...yes, a roach, what did you think I was talking about?
--Bx9 bus
Overheard by: ogie
Bus driver: Next stop 3rd Avenue. We'll be arriving in a week to 10 days...Anyone want to get off here? That'll be $50. Send me a check.
--M14D bus
Overheard by: Sherri<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 20, 2005