<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001410.html">Wednesday One-liners, Ladies</a></b><br/>
Tall woman on cell: ...there's something I haven't told you too: I've been sleeping with hundreds of women all this time!
--4th Ave. & 10th St.
Guy: Dude, who needs a date when you've got a <em>vagina</em>?
--8th & University
Overheard by: Chitin
Chick on cell: He said I'm high maintenance. I am not high maintenance...I'm <em>crazy</em>, but I'm not high maintenance.
--Uncle Ming's, Avenue B
Overheard by: djlindee <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 27, 2005