<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001413.html">Not-So-Educated Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/>
Woman: Hi, I just realized today that my wallet was stolen a month ago.
--Chase Manhattan, Broadway & 73rd
Overheard by: Susan Volchok
Guy: I'll have a Mahatma grande.
--Starbucks, Broadway & 98th
Lady: If it was a <em>real</em> fortune-teller or whatever, they're not supposed to charge you, right?
--78th & 2nd
Overheard by: Todd Seavey
<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 27, 2005