<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001530.html">Stand Clear of the Closing Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Conductor: The way this train is moving you'd be better off on a bicycle. Next stop is Broadway-Lafayette, where transfer to the 6 is downtown only for reasons unknown. --F train Overheard by: Matt Chick: Everybody at work lives in Park Slope. They have nicknames for the subway: N stands for Never, R stands for Rarely, and W for Whatever. --Forbes Magazine gym, 5th Avenue Conductor: There are bathrooms located in every other train car. And again, please don't pee on the seats people. --Metro-North train Overheard by: Susie P Conductor: This is the F train to Manhattan, next stop York St...by the way, you just missed your connection with the C train. When I miss my connection, it just makes me sick. --F train Overheard by: RMC<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 11, 2005