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<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001650.html">It Distracts From the Sweet, Sweet Bouquet of Feet</a></b><br/> Macy's clerk: Dude, don't do that...Dude, I bent down and you fuckin' farted. Don't do that. Customer: ...I didn't. Macy's clerk: Bro, you fuckin' farted in my face when I bent down, I don't want to smell that in here! --Macy's men's shoes department Overheard by: Chris Noland<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 30, 2005
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