<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001668.html">Bonding with the Homeless (NYC Short Stories)</a></b><br/> A hobo tells a woman: If you're ever in trouble, come to this place, yell out my name, and I'll protect you with my guns. He holds up both his vodka bottles. --World Trade Center E station Overheard by: Ting A hobo takes his shoes off. The woman sitting next to him gets up with a disgusted look on her face and moves to another seat. The hobo massages his bare feet and shouts to her: Yeah, well your sister is the <em>opposite</em> of um, uh, <em>hot</em>! --E train Overheard by: Jeni Aron<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 31, 2005