<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001725.html">He's Just Not That Into Your Calendar</a></b><br/> Girl #1: So he told me that no matter what happens on June 31st, he will come to my house and we'll discuss our wedding. Girl #2: I wish my boyfriend would be there for me. Girl #1: It sounds nice, doesn't it? Except there is no 31st of June. --Washington Square Park Overheard by: Ting Catholic schoolgirl: I am so mature! I'm gonna be 16 soon. That means I can drive. Boyfriend: That's awesome. Catholic schoolgirl: How many months is that in? Boyfriend: I dunno... Catholic schoolgirl: Let's see...June, July, August, September, November...December? No, that's not right...January, February, April, May... --N train Overheard by: Olga Kogan<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 30, 2005