<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001757.html">Wednesday One-liners Know How to Get Around</a></b><br/> Bus driver: The stop after this will be the next one. We should be arriving in a week to ten days. --M42 bus Overheard by: Dan Alcalde Transit cop: I guess I'll pretend to do something here. --Queens Plaza station Conductor: Passengers, please do not use your valuables, or your child, to stop the train doors from closing! --1 train Black guy: I got me a ghetto Gold Card, son. It'll get you on the train, it'll get you on the bus. --A train Overheard by: Timothy C Loudspeaker: Would anyone that speaks Chinese please report to the Amtrak Information booth in the center of the Terminal? Anyone that speaks Chinese. --Penn Station Overheard by: P. Mills Chick: The cabdriver wouldn't let us leave the cab unless I showed him my tits. That is <em>so</em> my away message tomorrow! --LIRR train Overheard by: Steve Carbo Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man. --over LaGuardia Overheard by: Dana Clair <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 8, 2005