<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001811.html">Wednesday One-liners Read in Union Square</a></b><br/> Stoner: We're on the verge of a spiritual revolution. It's like <em>Fight Club</em>...but without the violence. --Union Square Overheard by: braun bowery Guy: The fact that bar was full of ugly girls is just <em>ridiculous</em>. --Union Square Crazy lady: Fine, stay where you are, Linda! Stay on the streets, stay in the gutter...but put all your stuff away! --Union Square Overheard by: Jen Woman: If I die of malaria, you can have my DVD player. --Union Square Lady on cell: ...so what's the difference between the East Village and the West Village? --Union Square Overheard by: feitclub Guy on cell: I didn't throw the lamp at you because I <i>was</i> out of control, I threw the lamp at you because you <i>said</i> I was out of control. --Union Square Overheard by: John Guy: Dude! At least you're <em>getting</em> head. Bad head is better than <em>no</em> head, any day of the week! --Union Square Overheard by: Joy Smoker <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 15, 2005