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Chick #1: Would it be <em>wrong</em> to have a one-night stand, just so the guy will change my lightbulb?
Chick #2: It's only wrong if he turns out to be too short.
--13th & University
Overheard by: djlindee<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 17, 2005