<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001951.html">Wednesday One-liners Have Their Priorities Straight</a></b><br/> Three JHS boys pass a woman in a tight t-shirt and mini-skirt talking on her cell. One stares slack-jawed, then says to his buddies: Wow! That was the new Motorola. --79th Street between Columbus & Amsterdam Guy: As soon as I get my unemployment check, I'm going to buy a new TV. --Penn Station Woman on cell: I lost my sunglasses <em>and</em> I have cancer. --34th & Madison Overheard by: Lisa Boy, 8: Look Mom! I think Daddy likes the Hummer more than you. --Astoria Overheard by: Adam Kraemer Guy on pay phone: I haven't decided if I prefer the smell of fresh urine or stale urine. I'll let you know. --Hotel Edison, West 47th Street Guy: I told you what my goal is: to be lazy. 20 years from now, I want to be lazy. --St. Mark's Place between 2nd & 3rd<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 29, 2005