<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001953.html">Wednesday One-liners Need Relationship Counseling</a></b><br/> Black guy: I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch. --82nd & 2nd Overheard by: Rick Segall Fratboy: Fuck the afterlife. I want my 72 virgins <em>now</em>. --111th & Broadway Overheard by: Djlindee Shoplady on phone: Oh, so did she tell you about her sex? Well, she told me...I mean, she's ugly but it's good to know even ugly people can have good imaginary sex. --Barbara Feinman Millinery, St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Sarah C Jamaican lady: We don't fuck for enjoyment, we fuck for love. --Washington Heights Guy on cell: You had sex with my sister!...Well was she any good?...Where the hell did she learn that nifty trick? --Times Square Guy: Oh, you should come by the soup kitchen I run. There are no homeless people. Only real estate people. I used to go...I would go on Wednesday (snaps fingers) and I'd have a date for Saturday. --Union Squre theatre Suit: Marriage is so fucking <em>out</em> in banking right now. I was engaged for a while, just because I wanted to plant my seed, you know. But that didn't work out. --Wall Street Overheard by: Black Red Yellow NYC<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 29, 2005