<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002030.html">Wednesday One-liners Have Some "Interesting" Beliefs</a></b><br/> Old woman: I don't care what the fuck he says, I was a pirate in my last life, and I was on eight pirate ships! --Williamsburg Hobo: She was a...Mormon, no, not a Mormon. A Mormon! No, not a Mormon. What's that religion that's against violence? Not a Mormon, not a Mormon...<em>a Quaker</em>! That's right, you know, a Mormon. It's a circle of friends so I could just go in there and say, "Hey, I'm a Jew. I am against violence." And they would wanna be my friends, the Mormons. --Union Square Sailor: I can't believe that stripper stole your book. --44th & 8th Overheard by: Doug Singer Girl: I would have been complimented if he'd been fine...but I <i>believe</i> he was homeless. --21st & 7th Overheard by: The Radford <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 6, 2005