<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002032.html">Wednesday One-liners for the Kiddies</a></b><br/> Guy: So, I went on this audition, and they asked me, "Can you juggle and ride a unicycle?". I mean, I can juggle, and I can ride a unicycle, but I can't do both at once, I'm not a <em>skills</em> clown. Basically, my skill is falling. I can fall really well. --A train Overheard by: Berit J. Girl: Mommy, what's the opposite of hair? --86th & Broadway Overheard by: Stuart Weisberg Mom: Don't you know this is the liberry, not the <em>cry-berry</em>? --The Fordham Library Center Tween girl: ...and the one Winnie the Pooh had a <em>nice</em> body... --Bryant Park Overheard by: Jason B. Schmidt Guy: ...if my wife and I spit at the kids, nothing happens...but if a llama does they burst into tears. --53rd & 6th Overheard by: J-Mo British guy: Can't be more worse than having a baby every six months. --116th & Lexington Boy: Mommy, how many hours are in a mile? --44th & 8th Overheard by: BBW <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 6, 2005