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Construction guy #1: Hey, pretty boy! Whatcha got under that skirt?
Guy in skirt: Your girlfriend's fantasy.
Construction guy #2: Oh, shit. He got you there, dude.
--Broadway & 39th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 11, 2005