<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/002107.html">Wednesday One-liners Are the New Lavender</a></b><br/> Crazy guy: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? <em>Why</em> did the dinosaurs go extinct? Why did the dinosaurs go <em>extinct</em>? Homosexuality! Heh heh heh. --53rd Street station Guy on cell: No, I'm waiting for the ferry...No, not him; the boat that goes into the city. --Staten Island Ferry Terminal, Staten Island Overheard by: Chris Cotterman Girl: She said she wasn't attracted to me! I mean, I'm straight as a goat, but...am I ugly? --R train Overheard by: Shannon Bowman-Sarkisian Middle-aged guy: You know, somebody needs to tell gay men that they're not 17 year old girls. --David Barton Gym, 23rd Street Queer: For God's sake, be creative. We're gay! --West Elm, 18th Street Woman on cell: It's really gay outside right now. --Bowery & 4th Dude: I thought I saw Matt Damon; then I realized it was just a gay guy. --Barrow Street Crazy guy: And what do gay people do with the money they save on child support? <em>The parade</em>! They pay for the parade. --53rd Street station<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 13, 2005